Mad Max great, but what happened to Mel?

I recently finished re-watching the Mad Max Trilogy and DAMN i love it... it has so many elements that haven't dated (except the cars):

1. Tina Turner is in one and rocks
2. The costumes are so out there - when the world ends and starts again people can get super clever with materials it seems!
3. Mel is hot... SUPER hot...droooool
4. The desert looks cool
5. THUNDERDOME
6. The cars are fast
7. There is always petrol
8. Dog food tastes ok - no grimacing
9. Mel looks super hot...
10. No one gets cold.

There are obviously so many elements which are awesome in Mad Max but what happened to Mel? He is so amazingly beautiful in these movies that I could indeed drool... i KNOW he has aged, yes that is a massive part, but we all seem to know so much about his behaviour now and have concluded that he is a dickhead... We didn't know back in the day much about him, just that he had a lot of sex without condoms, so had a lot of kids, was happily married etc. NOT... he marries models for a month, gets them pregnant, beats them up, drives drunk and makes shit/no movies... Apocalypto was good though.

So Mel, the following images are dedicated to your awesome Trilogy..... *sigh*

Mad Max 1

Mad Max 2

Mad Max 3

Tina

Guess the song through these pictures

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THIS IS THE SONG...

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, 
when I'm feeling sad, 
I simply remember my favourite things, 
and then I don't feel so bad. 

Sound of Music - My Favourite Things

Live on the Moon - what would you want?

I like to read and i love the thought of living in space... i mean, c'mon.. who the hell doesn't. I used to want to be an astronaut but the fact that you had to be intelligent and fit kind of equaled out the playing field for me and i figured i should give someone else the opportunity... ;-).

So, I recently read about the possibility of living on the moon, that NASA are in fact considering building stuff on the moon in order for peeps to live there. So it got me thinking, what do you think we need in order to make it totally awesome... I also had some tips from an article i read online...

• Giant golden throne so tourists can have their picture taken as the 'King/Queen of the Moon'
• At least... one toilet
• Precautionary maximum security prison
• Water
• Moon slang - Weldoon - This could mean 'Welcome to the Moon'
• Ride that is like a slow opening airlock and you get that sense of panic, then you get SUCKED out into space and somehow the lack of gravity gets you... lost... in... space.... nah that's not to good is it

Candle scent kid

Obviously I work online, so i'm interested in what people do in the digital area. An odd one I recently came across was The Candle-smell-scent-kid or known as the dsyach Channel on youtube.

This kid rocks, he goes out, gets around 5minutes of candle-smelling action and then reviews it. There are candles smelling like Splash of Rain, Country Lemonade, Frog Fountain Warmer, Frosted Cupcake, Pink Lady Slipper and more.

This guy shows us what the candle is burnt into, gives us a rundown of the lid, reads the labels on the bottom.. but.. oops... he always burns them because 'he just can't wait.. he loves them'.. he tells us the exact smells and he is soooo into it 'i can smell them and not gain any weight'. I love this kid.

Photos of then and now - a time to reflect.

Melbourne Comedy Fest - Fuck off Reginald.

My work got to go along to the Melbourne Comedy Festival last night as free guest, because we are special yes and so that was awesome... but I know nothing about anyone. So a couple of mates and I headed to New Art Club and Reginald (F**KWIT) D Hunter.

New Art Club played at the Bosco, a tiny theatre which looked like a circus... and it was a little bit like a circus. These two poms were pretty random and funny. When they came out in matching leotards I thought... gold, this is what it is about. I couldn't help look where their penis should be... but there really wasn't a visible package, the area presented more of a camel-toe-vagina instead... weird, yes! But these guys were hilarious. Everything was about interpretive dance, they danced with invisible children, danced to all teacher's they loved, danced with eachother as a lady and man (even though they were completely straight). Their 'No, Other, Another, And Another' dance was my favourite. Their right arm moved they said "No", their left arm moved 'Other' their right leg moved 'another' their left leg moved 'and another'... this was so freakin clever. They moved with complete absurdity until they moved so quickly and said all these words that it was sooo damn funny, i now want to do it myself. The last 30 seconds were also impressive as one of the guys started being a Monster, he was so F**KING retarded and hilarious that I to, want to be a retarded monster... this guy was so scrawny and getting into Gollum like positions that he looked so freakin hilarious...

Reginald (F**KWIT) D Hunter. OMG. F**KING WANKER FACE HEAD IDIOT DICK LOSER.. should be arrested. This guy MUST of been a pedophile at some stage of his life. He drank scotch the whole time, which is fine, but it wasn't funny. He spoke about getting flown from LA FIRST CLASS to the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Firstly, Melbourne Comedy DON'T DO IT AGAIN, this guy should STAY in LA he is a f**king embarrassment. He spoke about how the plane steward was racist and asked to see his FIRST CLASS ticket whilst some WHITE WOMAN was clearly having an issue in ECONOMY... he then went on to tell us how he get's stoned and has a boys club. He talked aimlessly about his thoughts on marraige, how it was an institution for MEN that MEN suffer with WOMEN. He bagged women so much that it wasn't even funny, this guy had a f**king problem. He referred to women as the WHITE WOMEN not women no no... WHITE WOMEN and he generalised them as being BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN. He said he went to a party by an 18yo, BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN once, because he had pot... why the F**K was this dick hanging out NEAR an 18 year old's party? for those who don't know Reginald is big, black.. sorry NIGGER (as he calls himself) bad jean wearer, receding hair line with dreadlocks, pot bellied pedophile.. sounds like someone in jail, i know. People actually walked out. My mate and I wanted to but we were to scared that we would a) get beaten b) get abused and c) abuse some shit back.... He bullied a girl and her boyfriend for walking out. The girl responded 'you were funny 2 years ago, now you just are stupid' they walked out and Reginald commented 'clearly the guy has to leave cause that's the only pussy he is getting tonight'... like YEH OK soundsssss funny but it wasnt it was weird. The girl clearly heard and ran back in and screamed 'YOU SEXLESS FUCKING MORON' or something to that effect... good on you lady! Reginald then started talking about Rape.. and it was so uncomfortable, he thought it was so funny... bogans in the audience found him hilarious, but he wasn't. I well aweare this guys is PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES of you mind, but he was NOT FUNNY, just a fucking drunk, sexist, pig.

SOOO mixed reviews from the random shit i saw at comedy.. do not FOR YOUR LIFE PAY to see Reginald (f**kwit) D Hunter, he has serious issues and should be shot.

You shouldn't have to do fucking Glee!

Frontman, Godlike Genius winner, top rock drummer, Dave Grohl recently published:

"It's every band's right, you shouldn't have to do fucking Glee," Grohl, 42, told The Hollywood Reporter. "Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included. I watched 10 minutes and it wasn't my thing."

I love Dave, yes, but this is one of the MANY f**king reasons why.. he gets it. I can't stand Glee. It is horrible. The guys try to be manly, but look they come across totally well... gay-outlandish. I have nothing against gay people so don't start rocking that boat.

Glee albums, accessories, dvds etc. are being sold left right and centre... so they are appealing to people out there, got it... good... yep. But WHY... because they sing high and echoy and do AWESOME hip movements and wiggle the touche at awesome classic hits?

For me they are making these hits more like classic horrors... YES i happily admit I change the channel at an ad-break now, because i do not want music ruined. Can't these guys get their own material... they are killing music for me (yes that's drastic). I'm all for people doing their thing, making impact on society through songs, but why do these guys do it so BRIGHTLY and LOUDLY and IN YOUR FACE-LY... like F**K OFF... I know they have had some stars on the show, but WHY DO IT... Sorry guys but i did try, but felt my hair dropping out whilst aching through this shallow example of television.

Dave, your still the man dude...

Hand modelling - do you have what it takes?

Everone probably remembers George from Seinfeld attempting a bit of hand modelling. However, there is a lot more truth to the possibility of being a hand model than some of us care to imagine.

I introduce Ellen Siort, a woman who has been described by CBS as one of the world's most famous hand models and described as somewhat creepy. I watched an interview with her and thought it was a joke, however this chick is for real, so amigos check out the interview, wait until she shows the audience her favourite hand poses... f**k me.

I wonder who wipes her ass? if you prefer check out this spoof... its worth it Creepy Hand Model: Ellen Sirot with Michaela Watkins

Kevin Costner M.I.A

So recently Kevin Costner popped up in the film 'The Company Men'. He played the brother-in-law of Ben Affleck's character. However, it has been made apparent that Kevin's character could of been played by any jo-blow, so why did Kevin get the role? Is he desperate? did the film want to throw some extra cash around?

Kevin's last role was in 2009 for The New Daughter - a horror flick, which quite frankly was shit, did anyone see it? hear about it? no... i didn't think so.

Before that it went as such:

2008 - Swing Vote
2007 - Mr Brooks
2006 - The Guardian
2005 - Rumor Has It

andddd the list goes like such.. until his last little piece of magic, Message in a Bottle.. crap no not that... The Postman.. shit, no no.. i meant to say Tin Cup. F**K.

I think its best to say that Kevin gave us Dances with Wolves in 1990 and thats about as far as awesome goes. He did a couple of things along the way (Bodyguard, Waterworld etc.) but he just doesn't have the grit and balls that some actors/actresses have. He speaks with a woman's voice, and therefore i don't think i can ever take him that seriously. He played Robin Hood (and i kinda liked it at the time) but his voice was so high that really he wasn't a manly man.. he was a sweet lad in tight leggings.

Look Kev... your ok mate, I think your an ok person, but i think you should stop trying.. go forth and stop acting, give someone equally as shit a go.

Look out for Kevin in 2012 - A new Superman movie (Superman: Man of Steel) is in pre production and Kev will play Superman's dad. Perfection.

1m iPhone workers. 90m iPhones. 17 suicides.

I read an article in Wired about Chinese workers in a factory called Foxconn who primarily manufacture iPhones, it shocked me. Imagine working in a building surrounded by nets, volleyball nets at that, because the company is worried ANOTHER suicide will occur. A message is clearly portrayed within the first few steps of this building 'enter and work here, but letting you know we wont let you commit suicide because we have our nets'... f**k me.

These Foxconn (remember it) factory workers had a standard remuneration written in their contracts that if they [workers] died at work their families would be taken care of for life.This was quickly cancelled when one jumper left a note explaining that he jumped in order for his family to be taken care of. No remuneration for anymore deaths. The fact that it came to that triggers so many questions. Were these workers witnessing electronic gadgets that they themselves felt they couldn't afford? that they wanted their families to afford? Has life turned so quickly that society must provide gadgets for their family or life is somewhat not worth it?

I know that some of us tend to look the other way when we see 'made in China' on items we may buy, but if we stopped to think we would know that a big honcho American company is probably behind the needless labor and time consumption people in China work in these factories to get countless artificial elements to nations such as Australia.

This article very much opened my mind to the fact that there is a lot of discrimination out there. It is clearly affecting people who are not so lucky with their lot in life. Are iPhones and electronic gadgets so important that we should turn a blind eye to people dying?

Footy Fever is back - F**K ME

I went to the first game of the season on Thursday, Carlton vs Richmond... everyone was telling me how Carlton will THRASH the Tigs, blah blah.. i wasn't really 100% sure about that, unfortunately i believed it would be a close game, and well f**k it was!

i dont' think i have sworn as much before... at least at a footy game. and YES that is a lot. I sat in the members with mum so was surrounded by many Blues supporters, who actually drank and pissed a lot! Anyway... whilst i was sipping my water I had to watch Jack Riewoldt stand, catch and kick a goal so many times... i mean this guy must hate playing for a shit team. I hate him now, because his hair was pretty bad and because he was so good it annoyed me. Our mid fielders ran so hard, but it is a shame when we dont have a forward or a backline... i mean YES put out Tall guys up forward.. they can mark maybe 1 of 11... but THEN they cant kick... they may be in front of the goal.. but its like they don't know what a goal is... they found the goal posts well, but somehow managed to miss the two large ones and rarely kicked in the middle... dicks. I love my blues, have supported them all my life, but i was MORTIFIED at this lack of team engagement. The little fellas did their jobs, but the backline kept freaking out punching the air like that mattered, stumbling on top of players far too good for them to be matched on. Rat's i have to say man you really buggered it up, putting our backline players up forward and vice versa... i think it was a bit of bad coaching and i felt for the boys.

LOOK we all forgot to play the third quarter... don't know what happened, but thank F**K we won... it was seriously like winning a grand final... i think i aged a couple of years from going... it was hard work supporting a team that was a bit rubbish.

Game one down blues... at least we were on top of the ladder for one night! YIPEEEEEEE... next game.. bloody at the Gabba vs the Gold Coast Suns.. f**K. Welcome back to your footy people, its going to be a good season, i can feel it.

Vigorous massages - flexy shit

Massages are so... I was going to say comforting.. but sometimes they really aren't, they can be quite vigorous. Today I had a massage at Vigorous Thai, yes it sounds like somewhere with amazing food, but it has a lot of people waiting to vigorously massage your body. Now, I guess, massage is the wrong word.

I was taken into a small room, where a small hard bed lay waiting for me. I laid in my towel, on this bed, waiting for my massage. Enter... small Asian girl, with about 25% English. She was lovely. My feet were massaged and then gently she went from my feet pushing, hard, up my body... yep the bum area was no exception... it was quite nice really.. until she hit my shoulders where i could feel my face being pushed into the bed... i was quickly thinking of ways to breath without accidentally letting 'one' go. All of a sudden my feet were once again being consumed and one foot was up on the opposite thigh and all of a suddent the whole side of my body was lifted, serpareted, stretched.. oops, not once... lets do it again... and one more time for good measure. I was sweating a bit by now, thinking 'shit i can do this, i'm cool and flexible'.. This was a 45minute session of pulling, pushing, prodding and stretching like nothing before.

I thought we were done when the lady asked me to roll over... 'towel on face'... i was like 'no no i have to work or i'm going to look like i melted'... so i got a full face and head massage anyway. I probably looked like i'd had the biggest night out after! Once again i thought we were done.. NOPE.. my leg can stretch out, across and up and over.. WOW, i felt good, i was doing the flexy-stuff. Then i thought, right we are done now.. NOPE, 'sit up pleasey' so i sit up and my back is hit, nicely, up and down and my shoulders are pulled out of their socket.. once again i'm sweating... and we are actually done. Now this was some f**king massage. I mean i felt a million bucks, i have to admit that she could of spent 45mins on by butt, but that may of being a bit weird.

I have had many massages in my time, but this really hit the spot.. .literally. Go on, try in... get a Thai massage and get pulled and prodded and see how you feel.

Radiohead, are they pulling your limb?

Yes, No.. No.. well yes... actually No... nupe, no... yes no yes yes yes... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what the f**k is the outcome of the new Radiohead album - The King of Limbs. Well its kinda the same, but not. The album title is a reference to an ancient tree in Savernake Forest, Wiltshire and did you know there are no guitars. Usually Thom Yorke is mourning, singing of lost life.. I mean there was a point to all that pain and suffering... OK Computer was established. However, i did like the old fashioned hype. Usually some music magazine or radio station has the inside scoop of a band's new album a good 6 weeks before its release. But this was different. This album was released after 4 days of it's announcement. No one could review, report, get the music lovers into a bind, well before the album was even officially released. So i respect that and therefore people could buy the album and get their own f**king impression. For all i care Thom Yorke could of made some megaphone announcement that there was a new album, but i don't think it would of mattered, people freakin' love Radiohead (or love having an opinion on them). I know that some Radiohead fans were waning a few years ago when a couple of their albums went sour, but then they released 'in Rainbows' BOOM, instant winner.. I guess that is where the huge expectation came for this new album.

Personally it's an ambient album providing mysterious layers of echoes whilst creating a dreamlike feel which gives us visuals (oceans, lakes, fish etc.)  throughout (ya.. read that again.. thats right). I wouldn't refer to this as a rock album, i become to disorientated and peaceful listening to it. This album is admittedly about.. well.. nothing... maybe its about inner peace... tranquility, nature? I guess we are used to Radiohead songs being about something, Radiohead using their words to articulate society at the time, just listen to The Bends or OK Computer. All in all, Radiohead are living in their fantasies in this album, everything ceases to exist, they float through the stereo with ease.. I actually consider it refreshing... I don't get depressed and want to cry... it's a real ride of chill.

I believe if you all listen to it several times you to will see what Radiohead are trying to achieve. Maybe they are just content people, maybe they are showing its audience 'Hey peeps, we have moved the f**k on.. so should you!'  I think there is something bigger on the horizon for Radiohead, and maybe we are just seeing the start.

St. Kill-A-Snake Day

I almost forgot it was an Irish day today. Good ol' St Pats. So many people spoke in Irish accents at work... well done guys... and people walked around looking like idiots in green. 


I guess it is a day to reflect on what makes us, who we are.. deep.. I know. So why do we celebrate the Queens Bday? Who the f**k actually knows when the Queen's Bday is? I don't really care because i get a holiday in Aus for it... no one in England does, so go figure. The Irish get St Pats day, but the English don't celebrate their monarchy... interesting.


I love days like today. It's like it gives people the right to walk around looking like idiots. Fluro green pants, mismatching green tops, green sparkly hats, red beards, red hair, drinking beer and their guts hanging out... and seriously, a lot of the people i saw today need to tuck those in... but f**k it... good on you team! celebrate that culture, even if it means looking mental.


I honour the Irish today for celebrating their roots, their culture... I don't really understand it, is it because someone killed some snakes and therefore Ireland are snake free.? i mean if someone did that in Aus i would freakin' be stumbling in the street wearing fluro green too!!


So I hope you all enjoyed your day of green, speaking irish in bad accents and trying to work out who the f**k St.Patty is... it's a great excuse to have a beer anyway. Everyone is Irish March 17th.

Horror-scopes

i thought to myself today, i'm going to check my horoscope, havent in about 10 years, lets see if i'm going to have a good day, week, month or whatever is suppose to happen, so i searched The Age and found 'Your Horoscope for 2011'.. I'm an aries so this is what i got

ARIES (March 21 - April 20) A strong emphasis on your career and making money runs right through the year, with the best time for progress being in the first six months. Make the most of this period by being clear about what you want and making others aware of it. It is possible that making contact with someone from the past can also boost career opportunities. Take your dreams on board in the winter, for it is then that the chance to go forward with them arises. Good advice comes from close friends at this time also, possibly relating to finding your soul mate. A chance to take more time for yourself and your relationships comes in the spring as you feel more of a balance in your life. This is a wonderful period when there is time for a celebration and exciting travel.

Then i found on the age my daily horoscope which was this

If you want to be the center of attention today, you probably can be. The current energy spotlights your talents and considerable charisma. Everywhere you go, you're turning heads! It's a great time for social get-togethers, because you're in the mood to swap stories and laughter with friends. It's also a good day to spend time with children, because they bring out your own youthful energy.

What is with the probably and possibly... thats a little to wishy washy for me.. 'possibly relating to your soul mate' in other words probably means - you would like to hear about your soul mate but more likely people are going to talk to you about how shit you are being. Or 'be the center of attention today, you probably can be' ummm what if I was the center of attention... why probably? is that just in case someone was shit boring today that this astrologer has covered their ass... ahhhh yep!  And the best part is that today is a 'good day to spend time with children' = yes... my youthful energy... its a good day if they are not within a 5m radius!!

Guys, really... horoscopes are f**King horrific. They are depressing news, they are full of shit, they try to cover EVERYTHING they possibly can. Noooooo i'm not just depressed because only 50% is true, i'm just confused who took so many drugs and told these people they can write something every day about how someone's mood should be.

I stumbled across this next horoscope and thank f**k it spoke my language... maybe there is some light at the end of the horrific horror-scope

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)When times are tough and the world around you seems grim, don't be afraid to turn to religion for a good, hearty laugh.

BAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. yes.

My Idiot of the day award goes to Astrologers.. idiots

Nostradamus - pure genius or pure dickhead

I can't help but think lately about Nostradamus. His name is mentioned regularly and whether bible bashers think the earth is coming to a standstill or general insecure people think 'f**k i better live up 2011 doomsday is around the corner' you can't help but think is this natural disaster it. Really...

So i have a swear jar at work... its more of a huge pot... it should be full, but its probably only a quarter full, and that is pretty much from donations from collegues, if i was 100% honest it would be over flowing. I have been asked to send the money to a charity, first it was QLD floods, then Victorian Floods, then Christchurch and now I am thinking Japan. BUT what the f**k is next?? do I wait for something worse? it's so horrible!! I mean the world is really nasty right now. I used to hate Jerry Seinfeld referring to Melbourne as 'the anus of the world' (say it to yourself in a really bad american, nasal voice.. its SO much better) but you know what... i think he just might be right. Melbourne is pretty safe from everything, unless Antarctica melts then we are f**ked, but hey we aren't on a fault line, no volcano is nearby, we don't REALLY get flooded to Brissy extents, we pretty much just cruise on by...

My point.. are Nostradamus ramblings from the 16th Century really off the money or is he more off his rocker and it's a pure bloody coincidence that the world kinda seems to be f**ked right now. I mean you just gotta get out there and live your life, you just never know when the next power plant may blow up.

Peace to Japan.

Charlie Sheen - Passion of the Bi-Winning

So we have all been watching and talking about the demise of Charlie Sheen. Or is it? I mean this guy hit rock bottom, was interviewed and is now on every freakin' channel i turn to. People are doing mockumentaries of his interview and ratings are skyrocketing.

Some key points in his interview - i have explained his theory after -

'How do you unplug this bastard? [his brain is constant]'
'Bipolar -More I'm biwinning, I win here and I win there [self definition of non-crazy]'
'Banging 7 gram rocks [his party style, that works]'
'I'm too smart [to die]'
'Read the directions befrore heading to the party [his advice to dead people]'

I'm all into people getting help, acknowledging your mishaps.. but Charlie.. this guy aint no dummy. Yeh i think he is a little f**ked in the head... but the amount of money that is being thrown at him right now to interview left, right and centre I mean are we not just helping his needs for drugs??

My favourite quote 'Can't is the cancer of the happen... ' Yeh Charlie... i really understand that line...IDIOT

Busy at home - count the units!

I have been wondering today, what the f**k do woman at home do. Sometimes husbands or partners comment 'oh the mrs has yoga today' yeh what about the other freakin 15 hours in the day dude? I mean what.. they are so consumed by stretching and vaginal farting that they lose track of time?

Today at work i found myself thinking that your life is pretty dependent on your day job. Work is kind of important. I know I know you shouldn't define your life around work, i don't, but still if you don't like your job well, quite frankly, your a tad f**ked.

So, it got me thinking in units. Maybe I was reminiscing about the scene from About a Boy where Hugh Grant's character talks us through his day of units:

Will: I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in? 

So i broke up my day... and got  bored at unit one, getting to work.. yep... yawn... The fact that someone can break their day into units, means they probably have a little bit to much time on their hands. Go on peeps try and break your day up into units, and then add this unit of making up the day of units... it gets hard doesn't it?

If anyone cares to digress and let me know what the f**k people do all day apart from clean up after their kids, fart through their vaginas, stretch, drink caffeine or whatever, then i'd like to know... i think i am missing something.

Acro this Nym WTF

I swear i'm getting more texts with OMG, LOL, XOX, CU, G8, M8, WTF and seriously, i get confused. I have an iPhone and i had to turn predictive text because I too was a victim of the ol' predictive mistakes… i sounded like a drunk even when i wasn't. I referred constantly to the IRS when trying to be cool and write urs…

So I ask, what happened to the Oxford Dictionary. We play scrabble and its so hard, I'm always being told that STFU or whatever acronym i try to play isn't allowed, now surely SURELY there should be some freedom of speech. I'm in the digital arena and i seriously find myself asking WHA? (as in what.. but looks more cool) because i do not know what the F**K people are asking me… so therefore i guess the Vodafone, Telstra, Optus or Virgin's out there are laughing at my idiocy.

Am i meant to refer to my blog as: The bog of the mind or the log of my words… i mean eventually it will be BOG or LOG… right?

'Hey guys, have you seen my bog?'

Yeh… doesn't sound quite right Mr.Acronym or Mrs or Ms or Miss…

You know what is funny… Acronym… what a weird word.. Acronym, what is the acronym for acronym? Is there one peeps?

Ashton Kutcher may be a paedophile

As days goes today was pretty good actually... turned over a new leaf so going to try and roll with it... not going to lie, i'm still going to swear... cant be helped its f**king me ;-) (sideway wink everyone... techno i know)

So I logged into Twitterific.. as you do... and yes i am a follower for Ashton Kutcher. He loves to crap on and show off Demi in undies like all normal mature adults.. and he will show himself on videos hanging over pools at all white parties at P-Diddy's house, also a normal night out for adults or lets be honest ANYONE (big freakin sigh). But today i came across an interesting post:

aplusk ashton kutcher 

sort of wishing I had an .edu address so I could go on  http://likealittle.com

Call me a grumpy ol' woman... but go to the link. Now, is this or is this not a link to a UNI.. where young people go. Did Mark Zuckerberg not start facebook at uni... with uni people...  think about what happened there... so i'm actually thinking the whole facebook, social network doesn't  have a lot in common with the Kutch but still... Ashton Kutcher is a bit of a dick, who the hell wants a .edu address so you can chat up, perve on, underage people.. unless of course he is only attracted to mature age students who are like Demi +60 ;-) (another sideways wink).

So my idiot of the day award (i just made that up now) goes to Ashton the paedophile... IDIOT!

New Book on Rapping... yo

Rapping is one of those things.. never really understood the Rapping about 'yo motha' or 'yo girlfriend' or even 'F** that B**** Up' i know that sounds cliche... but what you going to do.. yo.

So i bought this book 'Understand Rap' which I received today. Now of course it is tongue in cheek... but it has famous rappers, Jay Z, Lil Kim, 50 Cent, Kanye West, Beastie Boys... yeh you get the el pointo. So you flick through find a quote and it explains WHAT THE F**K it means... for instance...

Got more Karats than Aisle D, more bread than Aisle G  

(Lyrics: "E.I" On Album: Country Grammer By Artist: Nelly)

Now i'm sure to the norm out there, they will FULLY understand this 'shit' but to me.. it is just that... shit. I mean, why the hell is he in an Aisle? I guess he is shopping in a special shop for special people... so this is what he REALLY wants to get across:

The weight and purity combined with the quantity of the expensive diamond or gold jewlery that is being worn is greater than the amount of vegetables and processed grains one would find in two arbitarily chosen marked aisle at a grocery store.

I have a lot to go through.. so i will keep you posted if i ever come across something that really helps me out! Keep you posted dudes... yo

I drop unexpectedly, like bird shit 

(Lyrics: "Kick in the Door" On Album: Life After Death By Artist: The Notorious B.I.G)

Foo Fighters

Now a lot of you know that I love the foo fighters... or poo shooters as my dad calls them. BUT i'm please to say that they have got a new album 'Wasting Light' coming out, so check out their new song here rope.foofighters.com . 


You can see a good review at NME, however it is interesting to note that the Foos may be going back to their earlier roots here... so give them a chance, i know they have been a little crap lately but this album has been made in the God's (Dave) at home studio...

Starting a blog

By now i have read, watched, tweeted and learnt all about the world of blogging. The world is fast becoming an online mecca.. People are beginning to date, more, online whilst choosing to read their news, not from the paper in the driveway, but from their own personal laptop screen.

I am not going to promise interesting reads, promotions for food or fashion, life advice or the other... But I will post things that are on my mind and try to keep it real.

I am currently writing this in the dark, on my couch, whilst watching Escape to the Country on TV. Why not take the plunge and see what happens? The question is will i be writing empty posts to myself or will you be game to follow?