ARIES (March 21 - April 20) A strong emphasis on your career and making money runs right through the year, with the best time for progress being in the first six months. Make the most of this period by being clear about what you want and making others aware of it. It is possible that making contact with someone from the past can also boost career opportunities. Take your dreams on board in the winter, for it is then that the chance to go forward with them arises. Good advice comes from close friends at this time also, possibly relating to finding your soul mate. A chance to take more time for yourself and your relationships comes in the spring as you feel more of a balance in your life. This is a wonderful period when there is time for a celebration and exciting travel.
Then i found on the age my daily horoscope which was this
If you want to be the center of attention today, you probably can be. The current energy spotlights your talents and considerable charisma. Everywhere you go, you're turning heads! It's a great time for social get-togethers, because you're in the mood to swap stories and laughter with friends. It's also a good day to spend time with children, because they bring out your own youthful energy.
What is with the probably and possibly... thats a little to wishy washy for me.. 'possibly relating to your soul mate' in other words probably means - you would like to hear about your soul mate but more likely people are going to talk to you about how shit you are being. Or 'be the center of attention today, you probably can be' ummm what if I was the center of attention... why probably? is that just in case someone was shit boring today that this astrologer has covered their ass... ahhhh yep! And the best part is that today is a 'good day to spend time with children' = yes... my youthful energy... its a good day if they are not within a 5m radius!!
Guys, really... horoscopes are f**King horrific. They are depressing news, they are full of shit, they try to cover EVERYTHING they possibly can. Noooooo i'm not just depressed because only 50% is true, i'm just confused who took so many drugs and told these people they can write something every day about how someone's mood should be.
I stumbled across this next horoscope and thank f**k it spoke my language... maybe there is some light at the end of the horrific horror-scope
ARIES (March 21 - April 20)When times are tough and the world around you seems grim, don't be afraid to turn to religion for a good, hearty laugh.BAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. yes.
My Idiot of the day award goes to Astrologers.. idiots
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