New Art Club played at the Bosco, a tiny theatre which looked like a circus... and it was a little bit like a circus. These two poms were pretty random and funny. When they came out in matching leotards I thought... gold, this is what it is about. I couldn't help look where their penis should be... but there really wasn't a visible package, the area presented more of a camel-toe-vagina instead... weird, yes! But these guys were hilarious. Everything was about interpretive dance, they danced with invisible children, danced to all teacher's they loved, danced with eachother as a lady and man (even though they were completely straight). Their 'No, Other, Another, And Another' dance was my favourite. Their right arm moved they said "No", their left arm moved 'Other' their right leg moved 'another' their left leg moved 'and another'... this was so freakin clever. They moved with complete absurdity until they moved so quickly and said all these words that it was sooo damn funny, i now want to do it myself. The last 30 seconds were also impressive as one of the guys started being a Monster, he was so F**KING retarded and hilarious that I to, want to be a retarded monster... this guy was so scrawny and getting into Gollum like positions that he looked so freakin hilarious...
Reginald (F**KWIT) D Hunter. OMG. F**KING WANKER FACE HEAD IDIOT DICK LOSER.. should be arrested. This guy MUST of been a pedophile at some stage of his life. He drank scotch the whole time, which is fine, but it wasn't funny. He spoke about getting flown from LA FIRST CLASS to the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Firstly, Melbourne Comedy DON'T DO IT AGAIN, this guy should STAY in LA he is a f**king embarrassment. He spoke about how the plane steward was racist and asked to see his FIRST CLASS ticket whilst some WHITE WOMAN was clearly having an issue in ECONOMY... he then went on to tell us how he get's stoned and has a boys club. He talked aimlessly about his thoughts on marraige, how it was an institution for MEN that MEN suffer with WOMEN. He bagged women so much that it wasn't even funny, this guy had a f**king problem. He referred to women as the WHITE WOMEN not women no no... WHITE WOMEN and he generalised them as being BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN. He said he went to a party by an 18yo, BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN once, because he had pot... why the F**K was this dick hanging out NEAR an 18 year old's party? for those who don't know Reginald is big, black.. sorry NIGGER (as he calls himself) bad jean wearer, receding hair line with dreadlocks, pot bellied pedophile.. sounds like someone in jail, i know. People actually walked out. My mate and I wanted to but we were to scared that we would a) get beaten b) get abused and c) abuse some shit back.... He bullied a girl and her boyfriend for walking out. The girl responded 'you were funny 2 years ago, now you just are stupid' they walked out and Reginald commented 'clearly the guy has to leave cause that's the only pussy he is getting tonight'... like YEH OK soundsssss funny but it wasnt it was weird. The girl clearly heard and ran back in and screamed 'YOU SEXLESS FUCKING MORON' or something to that effect... good on you lady! Reginald then started talking about Rape.. and it was so uncomfortable, he thought it was so funny... bogans in the audience found him hilarious, but he wasn't. I well aweare this guys is PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES of you mind, but he was NOT FUNNY, just a fucking drunk, sexist, pig.SOOO mixed reviews from the random shit i saw at comedy.. do not FOR YOUR LIFE PAY to see Reginald (f**kwit) D Hunter, he has serious issues and should be shot.
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