Busy at home - count the units!

I have been wondering today, what the f**k do woman at home do. Sometimes husbands or partners comment 'oh the mrs has yoga today' yeh what about the other freakin 15 hours in the day dude? I mean what.. they are so consumed by stretching and vaginal farting that they lose track of time?

Today at work i found myself thinking that your life is pretty dependent on your day job. Work is kind of important. I know I know you shouldn't define your life around work, i don't, but still if you don't like your job well, quite frankly, your a tad f**ked.

So, it got me thinking in units. Maybe I was reminiscing about the scene from About a Boy where Hugh Grant's character talks us through his day of units:

Will: I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in? 

So i broke up my day... and got  bored at unit one, getting to work.. yep... yawn... The fact that someone can break their day into units, means they probably have a little bit to much time on their hands. Go on peeps try and break your day up into units, and then add this unit of making up the day of units... it gets hard doesn't it?

If anyone cares to digress and let me know what the f**k people do all day apart from clean up after their kids, fart through their vaginas, stretch, drink caffeine or whatever, then i'd like to know... i think i am missing something.