Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Kevin Costner M.I.A

So recently Kevin Costner popped up in the film 'The Company Men'. He played the brother-in-law of Ben Affleck's character. However, it has been made apparent that Kevin's character could of been played by any jo-blow, so why did Kevin get the role? Is he desperate? did the film want to throw some extra cash around?

Kevin's last role was in 2009 for The New Daughter - a horror flick, which quite frankly was shit, did anyone see it? hear about it? no... i didn't think so.

Before that it went as such:

2008 - Swing Vote
2007 - Mr Brooks
2006 - The Guardian
2005 - Rumor Has It

andddd the list goes like such.. until his last little piece of magic, Message in a Bottle.. crap no not that... The Postman.. shit, no no.. i meant to say Tin Cup. F**K.

I think its best to say that Kevin gave us Dances with Wolves in 1990 and thats about as far as awesome goes. He did a couple of things along the way (Bodyguard, Waterworld etc.) but he just doesn't have the grit and balls that some actors/actresses have. He speaks with a woman's voice, and therefore i don't think i can ever take him that seriously. He played Robin Hood (and i kinda liked it at the time) but his voice was so high that really he wasn't a manly man.. he was a sweet lad in tight leggings.

Look Kev... your ok mate, I think your an ok person, but i think you should stop trying.. go forth and stop acting, give someone equally as shit a go.

Look out for Kevin in 2012 - A new Superman movie (Superman: Man of Steel) is in pre production and Kev will play Superman's dad. Perfection.

3 comments:

  1. Ahhh, you forgot to mention some KC gems post Dances w Wolves such as JFK, 3000 Miles to Graceland, A Perfect World - C'mon he's not that bad..

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  2. Kev is ok.. Ill give u JFK :-)

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