I was taken into a small room, where a small hard bed lay waiting for me. I laid in my towel, on this bed, waiting for my massage. Enter... small Asian girl, with about 25% English. She was lovely. My feet were massaged and then gently she went from my feet pushing, hard, up my body... yep the bum area was no exception... it was quite nice really.. until she hit my shoulders where i could feel my face being pushed into the bed... i was quickly thinking of ways to breath without accidentally letting 'one' go. All of a sudden my feet were once again being consumed and one foot was up on the opposite thigh and all of a suddent the whole side of my body was lifted, serpareted, stretched.. oops, not once... lets do it again... and one more time for good measure. I was sweating a bit by now, thinking 'shit i can do this, i'm cool and flexible'.. This was a 45minute session of pulling, pushing, prodding and stretching like nothing before.
I thought we were done when the lady asked me to roll over... 'towel on face'... i was like 'no no i have to work or i'm going to look like i melted'... so i got a full face and head massage anyway. I probably looked like i'd had the biggest night out after! Once again i thought we were done.. NOPE.. my leg can stretch out, across and up and over.. WOW, i felt good, i was doing the flexy-stuff. Then i thought, right we are done now.. NOPE, 'sit up pleasey' so i sit up and my back is hit, nicely, up and down and my shoulders are pulled out of their socket.. once again i'm sweating... and we are actually done. Now this was some f**king massage. I mean i felt a million bucks, i have to admit that she could of spent 45mins on by butt, but that may of being a bit weird.
I have had many massages in my time, but this really hit the spot.. .literally. Go on, try in... get a Thai massage and get pulled and prodded and see how you feel.
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