Melbourne Comedy Fest - Fuck off Reginald.

My work got to go along to the Melbourne Comedy Festival last night as free guest, because we are special yes and so that was awesome... but I know nothing about anyone. So a couple of mates and I headed to New Art Club and Reginald (F**KWIT) D Hunter.

New Art Club played at the Bosco, a tiny theatre which looked like a circus... and it was a little bit like a circus. These two poms were pretty random and funny. When they came out in matching leotards I thought... gold, this is what it is about. I couldn't help look where their penis should be... but there really wasn't a visible package, the area presented more of a camel-toe-vagina instead... weird, yes! But these guys were hilarious. Everything was about interpretive dance, they danced with invisible children, danced to all teacher's they loved, danced with eachother as a lady and man (even though they were completely straight). Their 'No, Other, Another, And Another' dance was my favourite. Their right arm moved they said "No", their left arm moved 'Other' their right leg moved 'another' their left leg moved 'and another'... this was so freakin clever. They moved with complete absurdity until they moved so quickly and said all these words that it was sooo damn funny, i now want to do it myself. The last 30 seconds were also impressive as one of the guys started being a Monster, he was so F**KING retarded and hilarious that I to, want to be a retarded monster... this guy was so scrawny and getting into Gollum like positions that he looked so freakin hilarious...

Reginald (F**KWIT) D Hunter. OMG. F**KING WANKER FACE HEAD IDIOT DICK LOSER.. should be arrested. This guy MUST of been a pedophile at some stage of his life. He drank scotch the whole time, which is fine, but it wasn't funny. He spoke about getting flown from LA FIRST CLASS to the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Firstly, Melbourne Comedy DON'T DO IT AGAIN, this guy should STAY in LA he is a f**king embarrassment. He spoke about how the plane steward was racist and asked to see his FIRST CLASS ticket whilst some WHITE WOMAN was clearly having an issue in ECONOMY... he then went on to tell us how he get's stoned and has a boys club. He talked aimlessly about his thoughts on marraige, how it was an institution for MEN that MEN suffer with WOMEN. He bagged women so much that it wasn't even funny, this guy had a f**king problem. He referred to women as the WHITE WOMEN not women no no... WHITE WOMEN and he generalised them as being BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN. He said he went to a party by an 18yo, BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN once, because he had pot... why the F**K was this dick hanging out NEAR an 18 year old's party? for those who don't know Reginald is big, black.. sorry NIGGER (as he calls himself) bad jean wearer, receding hair line with dreadlocks, pot bellied pedophile.. sounds like someone in jail, i know. People actually walked out. My mate and I wanted to but we were to scared that we would a) get beaten b) get abused and c) abuse some shit back.... He bullied a girl and her boyfriend for walking out. The girl responded 'you were funny 2 years ago, now you just are stupid' they walked out and Reginald commented 'clearly the guy has to leave cause that's the only pussy he is getting tonight'... like YEH OK soundsssss funny but it wasnt it was weird. The girl clearly heard and ran back in and screamed 'YOU SEXLESS FUCKING MORON' or something to that effect... good on you lady! Reginald then started talking about Rape.. and it was so uncomfortable, he thought it was so funny... bogans in the audience found him hilarious, but he wasn't. I well aweare this guys is PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES of you mind, but he was NOT FUNNY, just a fucking drunk, sexist, pig.

SOOO mixed reviews from the random shit i saw at comedy.. do not FOR YOUR LIFE PAY to see Reginald (f**kwit) D Hunter, he has serious issues and should be shot.

You shouldn't have to do fucking Glee!

Frontman, Godlike Genius winner, top rock drummer, Dave Grohl recently published:

"It's every band's right, you shouldn't have to do fucking Glee," Grohl, 42, told The Hollywood Reporter. "Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included. I watched 10 minutes and it wasn't my thing."

I love Dave, yes, but this is one of the MANY f**king reasons why.. he gets it. I can't stand Glee. It is horrible. The guys try to be manly, but look they come across totally well... gay-outlandish. I have nothing against gay people so don't start rocking that boat.

Glee albums, accessories, dvds etc. are being sold left right and centre... so they are appealing to people out there, got it... good... yep. But WHY... because they sing high and echoy and do AWESOME hip movements and wiggle the touche at awesome classic hits?

For me they are making these hits more like classic horrors... YES i happily admit I change the channel at an ad-break now, because i do not want music ruined. Can't these guys get their own material... they are killing music for me (yes that's drastic). I'm all for people doing their thing, making impact on society through songs, but why do these guys do it so BRIGHTLY and LOUDLY and IN YOUR FACE-LY... like F**K OFF... I know they have had some stars on the show, but WHY DO IT... Sorry guys but i did try, but felt my hair dropping out whilst aching through this shallow example of television.

Dave, your still the man dude...

Radiohead, are they pulling your limb?

Yes, No.. No.. well yes... actually No... nupe, no... yes no yes yes yes... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what the f**k is the outcome of the new Radiohead album - The King of Limbs. Well its kinda the same, but not. The album title is a reference to an ancient tree in Savernake Forest, Wiltshire and did you know there are no guitars. Usually Thom Yorke is mourning, singing of lost life.. I mean there was a point to all that pain and suffering... OK Computer was established. However, i did like the old fashioned hype. Usually some music magazine or radio station has the inside scoop of a band's new album a good 6 weeks before its release. But this was different. This album was released after 4 days of it's announcement. No one could review, report, get the music lovers into a bind, well before the album was even officially released. So i respect that and therefore people could buy the album and get their own f**king impression. For all i care Thom Yorke could of made some megaphone announcement that there was a new album, but i don't think it would of mattered, people freakin' love Radiohead (or love having an opinion on them). I know that some Radiohead fans were waning a few years ago when a couple of their albums went sour, but then they released 'in Rainbows' BOOM, instant winner.. I guess that is where the huge expectation came for this new album.

Personally it's an ambient album providing mysterious layers of echoes whilst creating a dreamlike feel which gives us visuals (oceans, lakes, fish etc.)  throughout (ya.. read that again.. thats right). I wouldn't refer to this as a rock album, i become to disorientated and peaceful listening to it. This album is admittedly about.. well.. nothing... maybe its about inner peace... tranquility, nature? I guess we are used to Radiohead songs being about something, Radiohead using their words to articulate society at the time, just listen to The Bends or OK Computer. All in all, Radiohead are living in their fantasies in this album, everything ceases to exist, they float through the stereo with ease.. I actually consider it refreshing... I don't get depressed and want to cry... it's a real ride of chill.

I believe if you all listen to it several times you to will see what Radiohead are trying to achieve. Maybe they are just content people, maybe they are showing its audience 'Hey peeps, we have moved the f**k on.. so should you!'  I think there is something bigger on the horizon for Radiohead, and maybe we are just seeing the start.