Mad Max great, but what happened to Mel?

I recently finished re-watching the Mad Max Trilogy and DAMN i love it... it has so many elements that haven't dated (except the cars):

1. Tina Turner is in one and rocks
2. The costumes are so out there - when the world ends and starts again people can get super clever with materials it seems!
3. Mel is hot... SUPER hot...droooool
4. The desert looks cool
5. THUNDERDOME
6. The cars are fast
7. There is always petrol
8. Dog food tastes ok - no grimacing
9. Mel looks super hot...
10. No one gets cold.

There are obviously so many elements which are awesome in Mad Max but what happened to Mel? He is so amazingly beautiful in these movies that I could indeed drool... i KNOW he has aged, yes that is a massive part, but we all seem to know so much about his behaviour now and have concluded that he is a dickhead... We didn't know back in the day much about him, just that he had a lot of sex without condoms, so had a lot of kids, was happily married etc. NOT... he marries models for a month, gets them pregnant, beats them up, drives drunk and makes shit/no movies... Apocalypto was good though.

So Mel, the following images are dedicated to your awesome Trilogy..... *sigh*

Mad Max 1

Mad Max 2

Mad Max 3

Tina

Guess the song through these pictures

Don't scroll down too far or you will see the answer...

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THIS IS THE SONG...

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, 
when I'm feeling sad, 
I simply remember my favourite things, 
and then I don't feel so bad. 

Sound of Music - My Favourite Things

Live on the Moon - what would you want?

I like to read and i love the thought of living in space... i mean, c'mon.. who the hell doesn't. I used to want to be an astronaut but the fact that you had to be intelligent and fit kind of equaled out the playing field for me and i figured i should give someone else the opportunity... ;-).

So, I recently read about the possibility of living on the moon, that NASA are in fact considering building stuff on the moon in order for peeps to live there. So it got me thinking, what do you think we need in order to make it totally awesome... I also had some tips from an article i read online...

• Giant golden throne so tourists can have their picture taken as the 'King/Queen of the Moon'
• At least... one toilet
• Precautionary maximum security prison
• Water
• Moon slang - Weldoon - This could mean 'Welcome to the Moon'
• Ride that is like a slow opening airlock and you get that sense of panic, then you get SUCKED out into space and somehow the lack of gravity gets you... lost... in... space.... nah that's not to good is it

Candle scent kid

Obviously I work online, so i'm interested in what people do in the digital area. An odd one I recently came across was The Candle-smell-scent-kid or known as the dsyach Channel on youtube.

This kid rocks, he goes out, gets around 5minutes of candle-smelling action and then reviews it. There are candles smelling like Splash of Rain, Country Lemonade, Frog Fountain Warmer, Frosted Cupcake, Pink Lady Slipper and more.

This guy shows us what the candle is burnt into, gives us a rundown of the lid, reads the labels on the bottom.. but.. oops... he always burns them because 'he just can't wait.. he loves them'.. he tells us the exact smells and he is soooo into it 'i can smell them and not gain any weight'. I love this kid.

Photos of then and now - a time to reflect.

Melbourne Comedy Fest - Fuck off Reginald.

My work got to go along to the Melbourne Comedy Festival last night as free guest, because we are special yes and so that was awesome... but I know nothing about anyone. So a couple of mates and I headed to New Art Club and Reginald (F**KWIT) D Hunter.

New Art Club played at the Bosco, a tiny theatre which looked like a circus... and it was a little bit like a circus. These two poms were pretty random and funny. When they came out in matching leotards I thought... gold, this is what it is about. I couldn't help look where their penis should be... but there really wasn't a visible package, the area presented more of a camel-toe-vagina instead... weird, yes! But these guys were hilarious. Everything was about interpretive dance, they danced with invisible children, danced to all teacher's they loved, danced with eachother as a lady and man (even though they were completely straight). Their 'No, Other, Another, And Another' dance was my favourite. Their right arm moved they said "No", their left arm moved 'Other' their right leg moved 'another' their left leg moved 'and another'... this was so freakin clever. They moved with complete absurdity until they moved so quickly and said all these words that it was sooo damn funny, i now want to do it myself. The last 30 seconds were also impressive as one of the guys started being a Monster, he was so F**KING retarded and hilarious that I to, want to be a retarded monster... this guy was so scrawny and getting into Gollum like positions that he looked so freakin hilarious...

Reginald (F**KWIT) D Hunter. OMG. F**KING WANKER FACE HEAD IDIOT DICK LOSER.. should be arrested. This guy MUST of been a pedophile at some stage of his life. He drank scotch the whole time, which is fine, but it wasn't funny. He spoke about getting flown from LA FIRST CLASS to the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Firstly, Melbourne Comedy DON'T DO IT AGAIN, this guy should STAY in LA he is a f**king embarrassment. He spoke about how the plane steward was racist and asked to see his FIRST CLASS ticket whilst some WHITE WOMAN was clearly having an issue in ECONOMY... he then went on to tell us how he get's stoned and has a boys club. He talked aimlessly about his thoughts on marraige, how it was an institution for MEN that MEN suffer with WOMEN. He bagged women so much that it wasn't even funny, this guy had a f**king problem. He referred to women as the WHITE WOMEN not women no no... WHITE WOMEN and he generalised them as being BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN. He said he went to a party by an 18yo, BIG BOOBED, BLONDE HAIRED WHITE WOMAN once, because he had pot... why the F**K was this dick hanging out NEAR an 18 year old's party? for those who don't know Reginald is big, black.. sorry NIGGER (as he calls himself) bad jean wearer, receding hair line with dreadlocks, pot bellied pedophile.. sounds like someone in jail, i know. People actually walked out. My mate and I wanted to but we were to scared that we would a) get beaten b) get abused and c) abuse some shit back.... He bullied a girl and her boyfriend for walking out. The girl responded 'you were funny 2 years ago, now you just are stupid' they walked out and Reginald commented 'clearly the guy has to leave cause that's the only pussy he is getting tonight'... like YEH OK soundsssss funny but it wasnt it was weird. The girl clearly heard and ran back in and screamed 'YOU SEXLESS FUCKING MORON' or something to that effect... good on you lady! Reginald then started talking about Rape.. and it was so uncomfortable, he thought it was so funny... bogans in the audience found him hilarious, but he wasn't. I well aweare this guys is PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES of you mind, but he was NOT FUNNY, just a fucking drunk, sexist, pig.

SOOO mixed reviews from the random shit i saw at comedy.. do not FOR YOUR LIFE PAY to see Reginald (f**kwit) D Hunter, he has serious issues and should be shot.